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It's October... BOO, BITCHES!

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Being the tip of the spear isn't without consequence, but sometimes you just have to fight the good fight despite the personal cost. I'm in a cage match with my elderly, disabled mother's predatory landlord. Learn more: middletownpropertygroupsucks.com

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · Aug 19

If you'd asked about the housewarming gift list because you want to get an actual gift (not a gift card), we move in Thursday, so it should be safe to ship stuff to the new place!

There's some "Limited Time Deals" on it, too. I may end up snagging that Blink camera myself.

Here's the list:

Virtual Housewarming | Amazon Gift List

www.amazon.com

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

She's a train wreck of a human and I find her endlessly entertaining. 😆

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 3h

I wish you weren't, too. But y'all haven't done anything wrong and I'm just glad people can keep paying their bills.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 4h

I'm really glad you (and presumably other military families) got the money you've earned/deserve, but you're right... laws were broken to make that happen, because there's no CR.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 4h

Truly.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 5h

Seems slightly easier, doesn't it?!?

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 6h

This isn't okay.
This is not okay.

It's also beside the point... it's not that we don't *have* the money to pay the military.

NOT OKAY!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 6h

Yup. All settled. Thanks for asking!

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 6h

Getting 4 schnauzers to do anything you want them to do is quite the feather in your cap. 😆

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 6h

Is M3GAN 2.0 worth watching or no?

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 6h

a woman in a blue shirt with the word agreed on her chest

ALT: a woman in a blue shirt with the word agreed on her chest

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 6h

Oh, for sure... and that's a conservative estimate.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

I mean, I don't much care what color it is... it's just a dumb fuckin' idea.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

At least half their parents spy on their texts, read every word of that shit, and never even bring it up... being a member of Hitler's fan club "isn't an issue", as far as they're concerned.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

They just wanna feel like "part of the group"... our skinfolk's incessant demands for positive reinforcement and souvenirs are exhausting.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

Gee... I hope it wasn't anything I said. Fuck these bitches. 🤣

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

This dumb cunt comes way too hot into people's mentions thinking she's special, yet doesn't even know how Bluesky works. And she could have scrolled by without saying fuck all to me, but she made a different fucking choice.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

That's not an option on Bluesky, sparkle fart.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 7h

You came in way too hot with way too much finger-wagging energy. And you did it to a stranger, apparently after doing a keyword query for that show or true crime in general, which is just fuckin' weird... like walking up to a stranger in a restaurant & injecting yourself into their conversation.

a man in a top hat is talking to another man in a suit and says you 're really weird .

ALT: a man in a top hat is talking to another man in a suit and says you 're really weird .

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 8h

I'm not responsible for the content of the show, nor do I answer to you... about anything. I did not repeat anything. He hated his mother. It doesn't matter why. He hated her. Simple fact. And that's all *I* said.

You can see your way out of my mentions with your unsolicited commentary.

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

But... you're still alive, aren't ya? Mission accomplished. 🤣

It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

That's the thing about older houses... no wasted space and they had no issue building random custom shit for every curve & corner.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

See... their job was to keep you away from heavy machinery so you didn't kill yourself. Your job was to fix their gadgets. Everyone just needed to do their jobs. 🤣

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

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There are reusable K-cups & you can use any ground coffee you want with a Keurig. I just don't drink enough coffee to have a dedicated kitchen gadget for it and instant coffee is much better quality these days than it used to be. This butterscotch vanilla with pumpkin spice creamer is delish.

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It's October... BOO, BITCHES! @alyssonfergison.com · 9h

There's probably a memo that said "DON'T LET MISTY TOUCH ANYTHING THAT PLUGS IN OR STARTS UP" in the desk and every time a new one came in, it was one of the first things they saw. 😆

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