Always Crashing
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A magazine of fiction, poetry, & nameless things around and in-between. // alwayscrashing.com // https://alwayscrashingmagazine.substack.com/
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Hey Bsky, we're an online & occasionally a print lit mag that's been around for let's say seven or so years now? Maybe eight? Here're a couple of semirepresentative pieces from our archive:
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Thanks to @alwayscrashing.bsky.social for running some new pieces by me!
"Fish are loveless things, really wretched and dirty. In my new capacity as junior sales associate, I often advise customers against actually putting fish in their tanks."

>>> "Bramble Tropical Fish" by Sean Ennis (@seanennis.bsky.social) >>> new today at AC
SEAN ENNIS / BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH — always crashing
BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH sells birds, amphibians, reptiles, and the insects they eat too. The store also functions as a front for The Old Rats motorcycle gang, who launder cash, mine cryptocurrencies, ...
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Okay but for real fuck Chris Columbus (the director of Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) (that movie sucks))
look. we fucked up, okay?

crossposting from our facebook account where most people were upset, but it's good to own up to your mistakes everywhere. that's our motto.
PLEASE READ: Yesterday someone who no longer works for this company shared a meme on this page with the caption "Fuck Christopher Columbus." Many, many people who have never followed our account before nor shopped at our store were offended by this post. If fact, you could say they were quite triggered. We *did* approve this post, but only because we were told it was directed at Chris Columbus, the director of MRS. DOUBTFIRE (1993). If you were personally hurt by our ex-employee's poor judgment, please forgive us, and let us know how we can make it up to you.
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When a lit mag I admire follows me back
An edited tweet that reads “she’s not gonna publish u bro” She will. She will if i post good
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"Fish are loveless things, really wretched and dirty. In my new capacity as junior sales associate, I often advise customers against actually putting fish in their tanks."

>>> "Bramble Tropical Fish" by Sean Ennis (@seanennis.bsky.social) >>> new today at AC
SEAN ENNIS / BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH — always crashing
BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH sells birds, amphibians, reptiles, and the insects they eat too. The store also functions as a front for The Old Rats motorcycle gang, who launder cash, mine cryptocurrencies, ...
www.alwayscrashing.com
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Lovely prose poem / microfiction / whatever. Kind of Pynchonesque but maybe that's just because I'm reading the new Pynchon at the moment.
"Fish are loveless things, really wretched and dirty. In my new capacity as junior sales associate, I often advise customers against actually putting fish in their tanks."

>>> "Bramble Tropical Fish" by Sean Ennis (@seanennis.bsky.social) >>> new today at AC
SEAN ENNIS / BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH — always crashing
BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH sells birds, amphibians, reptiles, and the insects they eat too. The store also functions as a front for The Old Rats motorcycle gang, who launder cash, mine cryptocurrencies, ...
www.alwayscrashing.com
"Fish are loveless things, really wretched and dirty. In my new capacity as junior sales associate, I often advise customers against actually putting fish in their tanks."

>>> "Bramble Tropical Fish" by Sean Ennis (@seanennis.bsky.social) >>> new today at AC
SEAN ENNIS / BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH — always crashing
BRAMBLE TROPICAL FISH sells birds, amphibians, reptiles, and the insects they eat too. The store also functions as a front for The Old Rats motorcycle gang, who launder cash, mine cryptocurrencies, ...
www.alwayscrashing.com
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thanks @chicagorevbooks.bsky.social! excited to see TRUE FAILURE shortlisted!
We are so thrilled to announce the shortlist for 2025 CHIRBys!!! Congratulations to all of our finalists 🥳🥳🥳
I like to think they have a particular fondness for us because we do things like mail them the printed-out source code for our interactive pieces as nominations
Somehow, inexplicably, the Pushcart committee has once again tracked down our mailing address
New work at the site tomorrow // many new ~things~ in general in upcoming days // but now is a good time to take a moment if you will, won't you, to read or reread Gina Hay's breathtaking, uncanny "Simia, Cupid," up now
GINA HAY / SIMIA, CUPID — always crashing
1. Mother brings her daughters a picture book from the museum. One charcoal drawing, unlike the others, a shadowy white horse fixed to a shroud of storm clouds. The mother tears Dela away. Mother lik...
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Chicago! New live show announcement, featuring AC ed Josh Watkins! We have been assured this is not standup or improv. Repeat: not standup or improv.
GENIUS NIGHT: A Night for Geniuses, on Monday, September 29th at 7pm at Cafe Mustache / TOM McHENRY
SARA McHENRY
MIKE MIGDALL
DEVON PRICE
erica dreisbach
JOSH WATKINS
and KEVIN JOHNSON doing the news quiz from the Skewer
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