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Teresa Giudice’s Table Flip
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I have said “I hate what’s happening to this country”.
At an open mic tonight, a male comic spent 4 1/2 of his 5 minutes trying to bully a woman into moving from the front row for *checks notes* laughing too loud.

It was uncomfortable and I feel horrible for not standing up for her. She stood her ground (sat her seat?) and he just left the stage.
Beginning to actually notice the physical manifestations of my anxiety means that I am healing but my anxiety is still here.

I don't miss being numb but I do wish I wasn't so aware of my body.
What is the one movie you’d immediately tell me to watch if I hadn’t seen it?

Mine? Death Becomes Her. No question.
It's official. I enrolled in college today. Again. Age 39.

Let's do this, Beavers. #College
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auditioning for my local community theater's production of the sound of music with that sam rockwell monologue #thewhitelotus
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Where’s the uh, where’s the
1) Kennedy files
2) UFO proof
3) Epstein files
4) proof of chemtrails
5) and so on

Also, why am i not in jail yet? So many people promised i would be. Hmm

It’s like they were lied to
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they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now
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Reminder: DOGE isnt real. Its a fake department.

Fugazi
I want you to tell me the worst thing anyone has ever said to you.

And then I want to hear their astrological sign.

Please. I have a theory.
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Looks like they’ve got her back.
My fellow millennials I need your help!

I’m working on a piece of content and need to know: What childhood movies do you consider must-watch classics? The ones that make you gasp when someone says they haven’t seen them—like Indiana Jones!

Drop your picks in the comments—appreciate you!
a movie poster for indiana jones and the temple of doom shows a man in a hat
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I’ve been sick for two weeks, practically marinating in cold medicine. Had a dream I was eight months pregnant with Oscar Isaac’s triplets and only just found out. I auctioned off the naming rights—for bitcoin, apparently—and one of them ended up named Tesla.

Still a better mom than Ash Trevino.
If a woman mentions knowing a guy you know is a grapist, ask if she knows what he’s done. Worst case? She thinks you’re weird. Best case? She gets crucial information she might not have had.
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.

I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
Zelensky is so hot why am I so shallow?!
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Dear President Zelensky,

As it is likely that our paths will never cross in person, I could not let this day go by without trying to reach you here.

I come to you humbly as an American citizen who is thoroughly and completely embarrassed of our leaders.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-preside...
To President Zelensky, From an Embarrassed American
Dear President Zelensky,
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I had a coworker so obsessed with my fertility issues you’d think she was trying to impregnate me. She reported me to HR for skipping a baby shower (I’d had a miscarriage), and HR sided with her. I was forced to attend the next office shower and cried the whole time. Corporate America is a disease.
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The car crash thing is valid. I used to freak out if Jeff didn’t communicate too. And now we have a pretty solid pattern of where we’re going to be and when. I think I trained him 😂