The Abominable Dr. Vibes
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i feel the arms stretched out to hold me with forgiving hands and weed addiction trash/queen Southwest Down Cvnt
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Who do we have on the "make giant bras more frilly"? Big Ol Boob Bags deserve fanciness too!
Shit at this point death is a mercy kill
Again, there is no such thing as “against the law” if there is no punishment enforced.
Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.

And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
26 U.S. Code § 7217 - Prohibition on executive branch influence over taxpayer audits and other investigations
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(a)Prohibition
It shall be unlawful for any applicable person to request, directly or indirectly, any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service to conduct or terminate an audit or other investigation of any particular taxpayer with respect to the tax liability of such taxpayer.

(b)Reporting requirement
Any officer or employee of the Internal Revenue Service receiving any request prohibited by subsection (a) shall report the receipt of such request to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration.

(c)Exceptions
Subsection (a) shall not apply to any written request made—
(1)to an applicable person by or on behalf of the taxpayer and forwarded by such applicable person to the Internal Revenue Service;
(2)by an applicable person for disclosure of return or return information under section 6103 if such request is made in accordance with the requirements of such section; or
(3)by the Secretary of the Treasury as a consequence of the implementation of a change in tax policy.
(d)Penalty
Any person who willfully violates subsection (a) or fails to report under subsection (b) shall be punished upon conviction by a fine in any amount not exceeding $5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution.

(e)Applicable person
For purposes of this section, the term “applicable person” means—
(1)the President, the Vice President, any employee of the executive office of the President, and any employee of the executive office of the Vice President; and
(2)any individual (other than the Attorney General of the United States) serving in a position specified in section 5312 of title 5, United States Code.
Aaaaand dcs on lockdown because they found a way to invade the Capitol 😔
I’m gonna go watch the national guard fist fight air
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another one of my best chastity art. 🔐🤭
Gravity’s beef with Mitch mccconnell is the funniest thing
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
He tripped over air🤣. Someone threw molecules on the floor and he went all weebly-wobbly
We just need to get it into the right wrong hands….
WHOA THERE Dr Awesomestein don’t make promises science won’t keep
Deadass I’ll let these dumbass Nazis burn this whole shit to the ground I am not hat invested in America Not a single mf is talking about the structural reform necessary to prevent a smarter Nazi from pulling this shit off again tho
And I’ll just, not vote this time around…
We have a fundamental disagreement here cuz running against a Nazi is exactly why anyone I vote for gets the extreme vet. We already in hell I don’t care if it gets worse. What they finna do to make it so this shit don’t happen again. And NO ONE talking bout that right now.
The worst ones are the "i disagree with this Democrat running for office on one thing. So even though they are running against a literal Nazi, I'm not going to vote at all. And then I'll scold you for voting for them."
We known each other in the closet and out so I already know we’re really good friends
lol you thought a Tesla like I used to buy drugs😅

“Some dude a dude I know knows…”
Fuck…I can’t believe I missed gyattdamn…
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Im no doctor but have you tried making your ass bigger?
FUCK I CANT TELL IF WE’RE FLIRTING OR JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS MDJSHWKWEBEBEBDUWUWNEBRUWISBWNWKSNEBEHDHDJS!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s like pro wrestling. As a concept it’s objectively silly but the people who do it should do it with the utmost respect for the art form…but also realize that you are an adult pretending to fight in your underwear for the amusement of an audience
But let’s not lie those serious albums are also the classics so🤣 my argument means fuck all
The SRS BZNSS is why I could never stay in black metal. I’m way too much of a goof. Luckily the internet came along to clown that mentality away, because black metal is objectively silly
I did not, but that makes it so much funnier because I love black metal that sounds like shit