ALLLLRIGHT
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"Luckily they only shot me in the head once...wait, oh no."
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Go ahead and handcuff that corpse to a staircase.
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"Bring us the Adidas tracksuits and Coca Cola and nobody gets hurt."
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"It was like that when we found it. And we also didn't touch the mini bar either."

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"We came as soon as we heard there were bribes."
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I thought fat Steven Seagal was the Russian Robert DeNiro.
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"If she's dead it can wait until tomorrow anyway."
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"If only I could afford a more shallow bathtub."
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"Hello. Please don't hang up. I assure you this is ...hello? Hello?"

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Everyone rocking the winter fashion like:

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Alec Guinness: "I can only film for the next 30 seconds."

Director: "No problem."

Alex Guinness: "Well fuck."

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Freddy Krueger making his property available on Air BNB
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If you ever can't speak a language, just make this hand gesture and people will understand you.
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You'd think the face would be a pretty important part to hide.
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The most cold-blooded of all.
"They drove all the way through Red Square, got the shot they wanted, and they only had two camera operators executed."

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I mean, her hands and legs still work right?
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"My collection includes a bear and the gargoyle gremlin from Gremlins 2."

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Obviously the janitor is an old Russian sea captain.

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"It took you six and a half minutes to die."

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Still not convinced this @themutantfam.bsky.social guest host @tombs237.bsky.social isn't some elaborate AI software.

No real person has hair that amazing.

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