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Allison Kilkenny

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 1d

Tenderly relocated a spider directly into a 50 mph Nor’easter wind gust. Little guy is gonna wake up in Virginia confused as hell

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 2d

I need to watch platonic

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 2d

Stretching and warming up for my Give Rose Byrne an Oscar Nom campaign

Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · 2d

Today!

OBAA and its Oscars chances, The Smashing Machine, Anemone, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, and The Decameron

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 15d

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 15d

One thing about me is if I meet your cat I will be photographing them like they’re family

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · 16d

Don’t think you want to see a PTA film? NOT ON MY WATCH.

Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · 16d

Today @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social successfully convinces @chrisopotamia.bsky.social to see One Battle After Another

Also, Jimmy Kimmel, Twinless, Demon Slayer, The Long Walk, A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, and The Conjuring: Last Rites.

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 31

Featuring my neighbor’s absolutely feral child who can occasionally be heard screaming in the background ✨

Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · Aug 31

Today…

Lurker
Caught Stealing
Kpop Demon Hunters
The Roses
Honey Don’t

w/ @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social & @chrisopotamia.bsky.social

Remember to thank unions for your day off! ✨

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 17

Justice for Aunt Gladys 🤡

Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · Aug 17

Well, we’ve done it again. We spent a full hour recapping the plot of a Zach Cregger film. First, Barbarian. Now, Weapons. Because we love his films that much.

Also, Trump sends the National Guard to D.C, and War of the Worlds (2025) is terrible.

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(8/17/25): Trump sends National Guard to D.C., Weapons (SPOILERS), War of the Worlds

Podcast Episode · Light Treason News · 08/17/2025 · 1h 4m

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 14

Getting a lot of mileage out of this guy: 🫩

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 8

Saw Weapons again with friends and my fav is when the immediate response is “Oh what the FUCK Allison???” 🤌🏻

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 8

To the woman who rolled an entire cooler into an AMC theater: I’d vote for you for president if I could

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 8

POV: I just took my anxiety meds and it’s 10PM and I’m texting you

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 6

A near-fist fight AND two applause breaks occurred at our screening of Weapons, a movie that totally rules

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 4

In many ways film is so important

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 3

The Home is so bad I can’t in good conscience actually recommend it to anyone, and yet I want every single human being to see it just so you can know what I personally went through

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 3

Today we discuss a couple good films and maybe one of the worst films I’ve ever seen, The Home (2025), starring Mr. Pete Davidson.

Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · Aug 3

Today! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, Together, The Home, Happy Gilmore 2, the trailer for Weapons, and the importance of getting off-line and finding community

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Aug 1

The most annoying girl you know is going to loooove singing Chappell Roan’s The Subway at karaoke

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 30

Never leaving Reddit

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 29

Once again, a throuple could save us an hour forty minutes

Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · Jul 29

The trailer for David Freyne’s ‘ETERNITY’ starring Miles Teller, Elizabeth Olsen and Callum Turner.

In theaters November.

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 20

I fuck with Eddington hard

Light Treason News @lighttreasonnews.bsky.social · Jul 20

Trump cuts funding to PBS and NPR, CBS cancels Colbert's "Late Show," Eddington, Superman, Jurassic World Rebirth, and M3GAN 2.0

w/ @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social & @meredithlclark.bsky.social

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 18

Realizing I have to go to two events in a single day is the emotional equivalent of being informed I’m to be executed by firing squad

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Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 16

Why are the stranger things kids still riding bicycles on this show, can’t they drive by now

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 13

“This is a bad show and I’m a piece of shit for watching it” -me explaining Love Island to my mom

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 4

He’s great and I wish they’d stuck with his character instead of obviously caving to studio notes

Allison Kilkenny @allisonkilkenny.bsky.social · Jul 4

The only nice thing I can say about Jurassic World Rebirth is I wish Jonathan Bailey got more screentime #sluttylittleglasses