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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Triskaidekaphobia, from poster art for "Friday the 13th", by Alex Ebel!
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Bite Down, from "Junji Ito's Cat Diary: Yon & Mu"!
alkalters.bsky.social
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Bite Down, from "Junji Ito's Cat Diary: Yon & Mu"!
alkalters.bsky.social
10 episodes later, something happens
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Happily Ever After, from Innistrad: Crimson Vow promo art by Martina Fačková!
alkalters.bsky.social
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Happily Ever After, from Innistrad: Crimson Vow promo art by Martina Fačková!
alkalters.bsky.social
Me: brainrot isn't real it doesn't affect me

Also Me: *almost made 'Cow Tools' mtg alter*
alkalters.bsky.social
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is my MagicCon Chicago 2023 card, The Case of Boddy's Boddy, and some of its unique solves! Poster art and screencaps from Clue (1985).
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Tamiyo, Compleated Sage, from art by Chris Rahn!
alkalters.bsky.social
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Tamiyo, Compleated Sage, from art by Chris Rahn!
alkalters.bsky.social
Godot didn't even show up .5 stars
alkalters.bsky.social
Remember the 2019 Super Bowl? The Pats held the Rams to 3 points. Belichick broke McVay's offense so bad he dumped Jared Goff.
alkalters.bsky.social
We get Superman Heroes: Turtle Legend or we riot
alkalters.bsky.social
If Venus shows up that's a backdoor into Power Rangers (another Hasbo property which they seem to have forgotten)
alkalters.bsky.social
FINALLY WE'RE GOING TO GET AN *ACTUAL* RHINO IN A UB SET

(bsky.app/profile/alka...)
amytheamazonian.bsky.social
Wild that we're getting two New York City sets in a year's span.
alkalters.bsky.social
I think they're both nearly perfect but the Exodus version has the benefit of being much cheaper so it can be the default version in most of my decks.
alkalters.bsky.social
Tastes differ but the Portal Wood Elves is objectively perfect.
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It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Sanguine Bond, from Innistrad: Crimson Vow poster art by Jérémie Solomon!
alkalters.bsky.social
The few seconds I talk to @goberthicks.bsky.social every year are a reminder that it's worth it to be kind with each chance you get, and she makes it look easy even under the most difficult circumstances.

Happy birthday or whatever.
alkalters.bsky.social
It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop).

Today's Archiveween post is Sanguine Bond, from Innistrad: Crimson Vow poster art by Jérémie Solomon!