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ALIST☆R

@alistaralways.bsky.social

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 4h

they're sending me home with another 3L because no one took it... bwauauahrp

ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 22h

work let me take home 6L of apple cider... which is a Normal amount to have in your fridge.

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 7h

prince* 👁️ 👁️

DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 1d

a beautiful princess needs a brave knight to bring her a burger. will you rise to the challenge?

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Your Embarrassing Boyfriend @lovehownd.bsky.social · 12h

Commission for @zinby.bsky.social

I’m pretty proud of this one!
#fatfur #fatfurry

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 21h

I wanted to give you some evening plans

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 22h

work let me take home 6L of apple cider... which is a Normal amount to have in your fridge.

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 22h

I've had four today!!

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 22h

i need to hit my weight goals asap so i can focus on using my forces for TRUE good (making my friends irreversibly obese)

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Aki @akimanedwolf.bsky.social · 1d

another keg down 🍻

thank you again @cowdypie !!

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🍂 Sugar 🔜 Furpoc, MFF 🍂 @doughballdeer.bsky.social · 1d

suspiciously 1,000-gallons-of-cider-shaped Sugar:

🎨: @bleucan.fish

In a cellar filled with wooden casks of cider, a deer-moth hybrid stands with an enormous, noisy, sloshing, cider-filled belly, visibly full and sighing.

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YMKO 🔜 MFF (special comms open) @ymkoderg.bsky.social · 23h

obnoxiously noisy churning gurgling rumbling groaning fat dragon tummy... 😵‍💫💦

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17% Malevolent @kafrizzzle.bsky.social · 2d

he still looks hungry tbh

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

what creaking? nobody's creaking. YOU'RE creaking.

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

it's essential to mention that when providing your statements to the cleanup crew, okay?

ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

i know i'm on the verge of bursting but my ass still looks fat in the tattered remains of my clubwear, right?

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bigbeaniedog @bigbeaniedog.bsky.social · 2d

This is what I look like pre and post dinner. By @castlecrunch.bsky.social

fat as fuck dog with a leash on, chins on chins on chinssss

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

more unwilling than unable... i'm sure someone could goad me into it with the right prodding..

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

i didn't have room in my tummy to follow through on the bit BUT BUT BUT it's because i had 8 boosts and a 3.5k shake today... so it's for a good reason...

ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

i haven't posted a chugging video in so long... wouldn't it be sooo silly and spontaneous of me if i did that haha.. *twirls hair*

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⚾️💢 7th inning stretcher @twoliteraster.bsky.social · 2d

can you believe they're gonna make them pitch like this

amazing art by @bootfromtv.bsky.social!

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

i haven't posted a chugging video in so long... wouldn't it be sooo silly and spontaneous of me if i did that haha.. *twirls hair*

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 2d

i have a name

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · Aug 30

Better make your royal requests quick before my fifth dinner arrives

🎨 @porcine.bsky.social

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 3d

many such cases

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Dragon Float? They sure do @blimpedbeast.bsky.social · 3d

Highly bloatable dragon

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ALIST☆R @alistaralways.bsky.social · 3d

giggling and kicking my feet every time i get a notif for a new voretober piece in your channel