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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · 7d

Going to Ed Gein's house for dinner. He's serving cunt.

Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Oct 1

Say what you will about the comedians who agreed to do Riyadh. But after performing under an oppressive regime, they'll be so primed to host late night American tv.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Sep 3

Just kidding! The biggest takeaway from this week is that, whether or not Trump dies, the US administration will continue working towards dismantling the constitution, privacy laws, and human rights both in the US and across the globe.

Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Sep 3

The biggest takeaway from Trump's health scare is that spironolactone is frequently prescribed to people with his heart condition. So Mr. two-genders is currently on HRT.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Aug 14

All the news reporting Taylor's album drop while neglecting her promise to contribute all proceeds to Gaza aid is gonna radicalize some bitches and I'm here for it

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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · Aug 7

My toxic trait is my favourite cuisines were all on the other team during WWII

Picture of a McDonalds menu featuring food from Italy, Japan and Germany and the caption “I'm loving the new McDonalds Axis Powers menu”

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Aug 8

If the US erasing due process from the constitution 'because of a coding error' isn't the most dystopian shi...

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jul 17

Institutions will not give you the information you need to overthrow them. That's what queer comedians are for.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jul 17

A recent paper suggests that our entire universe could exist inside a black hole and honestly that would explain a lot

Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jul 17

Imagine dragging a table into the freeway across 3 lanes of traffic, pulling up a handful of chairs that only your friends could sit at.
And any time someone honked or yelled out their window, you bombed a hospital full of children about it.

Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jun 28

My gf sent me this, and when I opened it I read the ad as a comment. Yeah little teapot, you been drinking hella weed for sure.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jun 26

The problem with the music of the last 10 years is, specifically, Sam Smith's falsetto.

Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jun 25

For the first time in US political history, it didn't pay to be a convicted sex offender. Sucks to be Cuomo.

Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jun 22

What the hell?
What the helly?
What the heliocentric model of the solar system?

Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jun 18

Y'all we're siding with Iran and Tucker Carlson. That's how bad things are. Let that sink in.

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Alice Rose @aliceroselaughs.bsky.social · Jun 18

Remember when servers used to make like $6 then the special minimum wage was eliminated and businesses all cried that it would bankrupt them but they were literally fine?
Don't listen when your employers tell you they 'can't afford' to pay you a minimum wage.

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