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Alder Renslayer

@alderrenslayer.bsky.social

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OFMD fan page. She/Her. Bisexual Izzy Lover. Mostly Stizzy, some Steddyhands. Besides pirates, I may talk about DnD, Star Trek, Marvel Vegan 55 yo. No minors! AO3: wednesdays__child Twitter: AlderRenslayer PFP by Ash K @metaphysicalash.bsky.social

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · Nov 21

Let's try this and see if it works.

Steddyhands Soulmates Thread.

Part One: bsky.app/profile/alde...

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · Nov 16

I was thinking of a modern soulmates AU and made myself sad.

#ofmd #stizzy #steddyhands

In a world where your soulmate mark doesn't show until you touch your soulmate skin to skin, Stede figures he will never meet his soulmate. He goes out of his way not to touch people directly.

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 4h

"I'm very sorry." followed by a condescending laugh. She's not sorry. She's trying to save face. Ugh!

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 4h

I hate that. It's so frustrating.

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 4h

Delicious.

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 5h

My mantra for this Wednesday morning.

DemCastDonGA @donshantajr.bsky.social · 7h

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 5h

"I was not aware." I'm calling bullshit on that!! She knows exactly what she is doing and who she is supporting.

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 5h

This made me so angry. She can fuck all the way off with this.

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 5h

Let the Right One In. The original Swedish version. One of my all time favorites.

Don't Look Now from 1973 with Donald Sutherland is a trip. I'd recommend going in blind on this one. It's so weird but I love it.

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 23h

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 1d

This would have made so much more sense than what he actually got.

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 1d

Totally lives up to it. and Lee Pace is so delicious. I would die to see him and Con in something together!!

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 1d

Good lord, this man and this movie. I must watch it again soon!

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 1d

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 1d

Stizzy?

Sue Massa @smassa.bsky.social · 1d

Smile!

Got called into a meeting with HR today. Apparently telling your coworker that he must have been a C-section baby by the way he avoids labor is not acceptable!

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 1d

I totally agree on this one. We watched it last weekend and it didn't feel like a horror movie at all. I was so disappointed since I really enjoyed Longlegs from the same director.

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 1d

Yay!

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 2d

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, the questions I want to ask this man but I'm sure I'd be banned from Insta.

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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️☠️🔪🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 2d

I'm in the mood for a particular style of fic. It's Steddyhands where Stede and Izzy gradually start falling for each other.

I have several of the classics (which I will reread) but I'm sure I've missed some.

RT's appreciated

Shots of Stede, Ed and Izzy from S2. Stede is in the far left, Ed in the middle, Izzy on the far right. Stede is wet and dirty from the first episodes of S2. Ed is a shot taken from when he's come down into the belly of the ship to find Izzy after he shot him. Izzy's is taken in the Kraken makeup in the Captain's cabin of the Revenge.

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 2d

I wouldn't mind seeing your list of classics in case I've missed any. 👀😘

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 2d

It was so nice. The hike was beautiful but it was so chilly. But the views were amazing and the company was great!

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks. I’m most likely dehydrated. I should work on that but it’s been a mimosa day. lol. Drinking electrolytes now.

The spin-a-thin was fun but my booty is sore today from all that time on the bike. But I’m happy to volunteer to do it for such a good cause. 💕

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 2d

Pics from my weekend. A 2 hour spin-a-thon on Friday for Pink October. Saturday was a 4.65 mile hike in the Tahoe National Forest. Now if I could get my left calf from cramping, that would be great.

An event with a large pink balloon arch and multiple spin bikes. I am the one closest to the balloons.

A selfie of me in a light jacket and a purple hat that says “Anza Borrego State Park” in front of Island Lake.

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you'll never watch again, and a song you can't stand.

Food: meat
Movie: Requiem for a Dream
Song: Surfin’ Bird

Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you'll never watch again, and a song you can't stand

Food: olives
Movie: 12 Years a Slave (too hard to watch again)
Song: the version of “Fast Car” by that little Debbie country boy (why remake it when Tracy Chapman did it perfectly?)

Freddie 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄 @gentlerevenge.bsky.social · 3d

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you'll never watch again, and a song you can't stand

Food: salmon 🤢
Movie: the fox and the hound 🥲💔
Song: shape of you by Ed Sheeran holy shit get out of my ears

Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 3d

So next Saturday my DIL and I are planning to go to a small con where we will meet Sean Astin. So my question is - do I get a Goonies shirt to wear (and be like Con) or go deep dive and get an Encino Man shirt?

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 4d

Wishing Mama Anisa a very happy birthday!🎉

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