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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D

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Bi, 38, taken. He/Him. CST USA. Geek of all trades. Formerly Twitter (@/The_GeekMaster). Lover of art, fantasy, Zelda, D&D, and games. 18+ content present. I am not an artist, but I love art! 🔞Regularly reposts NSFW content!🔞 Minors, DNI No solicitations!

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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · Oct 11

Hello BlueSky. Call me Alacar. I am on Twitter, but not really.

I am a massive geek. Video Games. Tabletop RPGs. Nintendo, old school PC games, and more.

I am an adult, and I enjoy adult NSFW art.

Two of my many OCs you'll likely see me talking about here are Rorik Silverhand and Alacar Leoricar.

Rorik Silverhand. One of my many OCs, and one of my favorites. He is a half-orc, half-human male. Tall, with a fit and visible muscular physique, even under a loose shirt. Rorik has messy short red hair, a thin beard, and tusks coming from his lips, as well a scar over his right eye, both of which are golden. A metal shoulder pauldron is over his right shoulder, meant to hold his massive dragonslayer claymore sword. Belts cross his chest, and two hang from his waist, meant to keep his gear fitted. He stands strong and proud.

Rorik is a level 3 Fighter (Champion)/17 Barbarian (Path of Adoration) in 5e D&D, and has a uniquely crafted giant-size greatsword. The Path of Adoration is a homebrewed barbarian class designed around his rage being fueled by his burning love for those closest to him: A rabbit shifter girl named Leetha, and a fellow half-orc (no relation) Ranger named Ytza. He is completely devoted to them.

Rorik is not the smartest man. But he's clever, and dedicated. "There's really four F's in life: Fightin', Feedin', Fuckin', and Foolin'. Always try to do the first three, and always try to avoid the fourth one."

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Mark Stroud @markstroud.bsky.social · 23h

Portrait #art

Ink and watercolor portrait of a woman with horns on her head, dark clothes

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너실 @neosil.bsky.social · 4d

#Zelda
신트포2

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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 10h

Rest is rebellion in a system working people to death. #selfcare

Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 22h

The duality of shipping opinions
#undertale #deltarune #soriel

Comments from a Pinterest post with sans and Toriel Undertale:
First comment: "Soriel is kinda a bad ship guys Sans is either pan or ace so he probably won't date Toriel guys 🤷🏽‍♀️"
Second comment: "SORIEL 4 EVER!!!"

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Searyn 🔞 @searynnsfw.bsky.social · 23h

Kinktober Day 17 - Marked

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Leon Thomas @renegadecut.bsky.social · 23h

no kings

so long, gay bowser

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ニャ母（元ニャハハハ母） @nyahahahahaha.bsky.social · 3d

2人目誕生（妄想）ラクガキ　リンゼル、幸せな家庭築いて下さい（希望）
#リンゼル
#zelink

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🗡️Dorkie 🗡️ @dorkiethedork.bsky.social · 1d

A Scoria for @eaglewind13.bsky.social !
Thus concluding the artfight backlog.
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#dnd #dndart #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonsart #genasi #ttrpg #ttrpgart

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FUGTRUP @fugtrup.bsky.social · 2d

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FUGTRUP @fugtrup.bsky.social · 1d

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Sid~💫💞🌿 Shop Closed @redundantz.bsky.social · 1d

The dark skinned 90s anime girlies had so much sauce 🔥

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Apricot ☾ Knight || Commissions OPEN @apricotknight.bsky.social · 1d

I had the ABSOLUTE DELIGHT to work on Ubiwk's character again. I needed to do more with that hair! 🌊 💙
#commission

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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/gikjUWkW-oM?...

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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 1d

NSP FINALLY RELEASED IT

ZOMBIE HANDJOB IS REAL
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Zombie Handjob

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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 2d

Ahhhh this is so romantic and erotic! Brilliant

Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 2d

I just want $3 million so I don't have to work and waste so much time in my week.

Is that so much to ask

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Dnaitari @dnaitari.bsky.social · 3d

Panty

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Vampenguin Arts @vampenguin-arts.bsky.social · 5d

Linktober 2025 Day 12: Obscure Character

Kiana from Lurelin village will make some Seafood Paella for you if you bring her the right ingredients. #myart #BOTW #fanart #linktober #Linktober2025 #kiana

A digital artwork of Kiana of Lurelin village from The Legend of Zelda:Breath of the Wild. Kiana is a Hylian woman with dark tanned skin. She stands in front of the ocean holding a basket. Her black hair is done up in a bun and a ringlet falls in front of each of her pointy ears. She wears a green crop top and a dark red patterned sarong-like skirt.

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Lamauve @lamauve.bsky.social · 2d

#ZELINK sitting close

#link #zelda #nsfw #LOZ #legendofzelda #couple #art #elf #ship #linkxzelda

A colored sketch fanart of Link and Zelda from The Legend of Zelda (Breath of the wild/Tears of the kingdom) kissing and sitting close to each other

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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 2d

armor so hard to get off of, might as well enjoy the time out of it right Nem?

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nono ➡️ Commissions open! @nonoworks.bsky.social · 3d

Shantae💜
From a supporter request on FANBOX

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 3d

Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him

A bunny, dressed like a sea captain, smokes a pipe as he sits on the roof of his tavern in a town by the sea. The tavern is called "The Birb & Bun", and there are a few seagulls on the roof with him, relaxing. At the entrance to the tavern, younger sailor bunnies are on shore leave.

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Alacar - I'd rather be playing D&D @alacarleoricar.bsky.social · 3d

I love this piece. Thank you for it!

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Lamauve @lamauve.bsky.social · May 8

I was told this Link and Zelda sketch had gained some traction on reddit. That made me very happy and wanted to rt. Then, I accidentally hit delete... which made me quite sad tbh :c
Anyway, here it is again 🤲

#zelink #link #zelda #nsfw #LOZ #legendofzelda #couple #art #elf #ship #linkxzelda

My drawing of Link and Zelda from Legend of Zelda, sharing an intimate moment. Suggestive

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 4d

That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January

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