à la bibliohèck
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Not even remotely what the post asks for or says, but go off I guess?
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@bookjockeyalex.bsky.social I feel like I remember seeing that you were writing a policy like this - were you able to find any examples of current ones?
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I told my boss that I want to end up in Philly. He said, “why?? Philly is my least favorite city.” I said, “that’s fine - Philly doesn’t care.” He looked at me like I had 3 heads. I stand by my statement.
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Does anyone in #libraries have an example of a collection management policy that specifically excludes GenAI? I want to propose it to our board and they find examples convincing.
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I just caved and ordered a pressure canner from Kohls for like 70% off and I am about to become insufferable about bartering my canned goods with others.
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It’s gonna be First Wives Club for me up here in Essex Co. 🫡
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This week was a pile of hot garbahhhje but hey I finally finished my latest project.

9”x24” finished, crewel wool on traditional groundcloth. (pattern by Avlea Folk Embroidery)
A long rectangular cream linen table runner with fringed edges and a geometric design worked in brick pink, navy, and muted teal wool thread. The pattern is from Avlea Embroidery and is based on Prairie-style architecture leaded glass windows. It took around 45-50 hours to embroider and finish, in case anyone wonders why this would not be a lucrative side hustle.
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Explain your username:

“à la bibliothèque” means “at the library” in French.

I am French, and also I work at a library.

I started the Xitter account of the same name as an anon account to post on COVID working conditions in mine/other libraries, so “heck” seemed both punny & fitting.
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Explain your username:

My last name is Noe. My first name is Matthew.

People have made weird jokes about "Noe" (some haha cringe, some rude and bullying) my entire life.

I thought it was an amusing way to reclaim some of that back in 2008. And despite me not loving "Matt" it is pithier 🤷‍♂️
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Explain your username:

It's a line from Parks & Rec one of my fave shows. In that show, Leslie has an ongoing cold war with librarians. She calls them punk-ass book jockeys as she overturned a book cart and flees. I'm a librarian who is punk in spirit if not attire, so, yeah.
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Finally got the official word from our Baker & Taylor rep about 15min ago that the company is closing and all staff are being let go. What a freakin’ timeline we are living in. 📚 #skybrarians
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Yep. The only reason I was able to do it is quite literally because my dad died and I was able to use his life insurance to pay for it 🫠
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I’m glad we all decided that Strega was thee equinox drink this year
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Lol went to the closest urgent care that lists xrays as a service and got all the way to the doctor part before they told me they don’t have an xray machine anymore and now I have to go somewhere else tomorrow, so anywayyyy blessed Mabon 🙃
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Sprained ankle/possible fracture from a fall last wknd, worked over 8hrs of unpaid OT last week, topped off by a patron who yelled at & then reported me (lol) for not telling off a kid who “used profanity” (aka quietly said “stupid” to their Roblox game) in front of her 4yo. Y’all I am so so tired.
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Aaaahhh so excited to put this out on our new fiction shelf as soon as I get to work tomorrow!!
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We ordered some of the @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social “Censorship Is So 1984” stickers
& gave them out at a community event on Saturday. A couple teens came up to the desk this afternoon to ask if I had any more (yep!). As they walked off, I heard them mutter “this is so tuff! 😤”

🖤
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Thankfully it looks markedly better after a week but still concerned at the remaining swelling so I’m hoping to hit urgent care before work on Tuesday 🤞🤞 same foot/ankle I broke/sprained 10 years ago so I know it’s weaker from that.
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I need a break, friend - and not the foot kind 😮‍💨
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🥹 fingers crossed I can actually find time to go get an xray at urgent care this week to rule out anything too serious
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Sprained ankle/possible fracture from a fall last wknd, worked over 8hrs of unpaid OT last week, topped off by a patron who yelled at & then reported me (lol) for not telling off a kid who “used profanity” (aka quietly said “stupid” to their Roblox game) in front of her 4yo. Y’all I am so so tired.
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I stole my mom’s big bulky knit house socks years ago. I put them on and sit in bed when I’m having a really hard day.
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Oh hell yea. Respect from this potato mozzarella girlie.
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🤣

Eric Carle conveniently left out all the little 🐛💩s !!
A yellow silicone cutting board is covered in small black dots of caterpillar poop. A bunch of kale stems that have been stripped of their leaves sit off to the top left.
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Just a little guy (and his 4 little friends) I found munchin’ on my kale from the farmstand. He and his buddies were relocated to the bush outside my kitchen window with their own individual pieces of kale for a road snack (this is why I wash my greens 😅🐛)
A very small caterpillar, about as long as a penny, with thin black and white stripes on its back and a bright green underbelly, is happily eating a piece of raw kale being held by a human hand.
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Got a call this morning from a parent of a new 4th grader wondering about our programs after school.

P: “do you get kids attending usually?”
Me: “well we have btwn 200 & 300 kids every day so there’s usually a good crowd”
P: “I… I’m sorry WHAT? Can you repeat that??”

They’re baaaaack! #skybrarians
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Several have now moved on to “do you have a movie that was based on a book that I can watch and pretend I read it?”