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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 1d

Every time I walk into a public bathroom I’m reminded that I live very differently than so many people

gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 5d

Jojo I just met a neighbors mom for the first time tonight at the Halloween block party who opened her cooler and insisted i shared her twisted tea with her 😆 it was great she was so happy someone else wanted to get twisted

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 5d

I’m seeing the Beths tomorrow in Nashville and am getting teary eyed just listening to the setlist, i should start hydrating now

gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Jan 30

I’m going to need The Beths to put out an new album in 2025 for my mental health thank you

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 13d

When I want to watch brainless TV I turn on Seeking Sister Wife where a bunch of obnoxious people “practicing” polygamy repeatedly go out to restaurants to introduce their wives to unsuspecting service workers

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 16d

I couldn’t remember the phrase sovereign citizen and described it as “someone who decides they are the mayor of their own life”

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 19d

Omg cam said the same thing that weren’t they on beavis and butthead 😆 he says it’s the Little Caesars effect that it’s good if you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 19d

Dude thank you this rules it’s so weird!! they are such goofs I love how they’ve never tried to be serious

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · 28d

I saw my orthopedic surgeon for the last time today and I cried and we hugged. He told me that I was one of his most memorable patients for my attitude and my grit through all this and he hopes I keep doing crazy stuff like parkour for the rest of my life 🥹

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Oct 6

Ice and elevate!! Take ibuprofen! Being old suuuucks but don’t fight taking care of yourself ❤️

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Oct 3

I want my own thing to go nuts about!!

Tim Robinson in the movie Friendship where he talks about a new Marvel that’s supposed to be nuts

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Oct 2

Respectfully!!!!!

gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 18

Is there a way I can respectfully watch Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars without having to see any of the other bozos and losers on there and just only Robert Irwin. Respectfully. Thanks

gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 23

Me purchasing only a diet pop at the gas station and no snacks: reverent, holy, healthy
Me two hours into the road trip with only a diet pop: foolish, ignorant, loser

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 23

When you’re at a show and the band says they want a frozen margarita you get your ass to the bar and you get that band a frozen margarita!! And you tip the bartender!!!

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 18

Is there a way I can respectfully watch Robert Irwin on Dancing with the Stars without having to see any of the other bozos and losers on there and just only Robert Irwin. Respectfully. Thanks

gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 17

When a nephew and an uncle just can’t mend their relationship it impacts us all

George Michael Bluth socking his uncle Gob Bluth

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 17

Man I was absolutely certain that LMFAO was going to reunite for Coachella and it was going to turn things around for all of us

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 15

I’m applying GBBO to mine and it’s helping!! I hope you can find something that helps ❤️

gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 13

Just watched a young man check for the gun in his waistband before entering a Crumbl Cookie in a sleepy Indianapolis suburb we are so cooked fam

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 12

If Patti Harrison would go on Taskmaster it would give us all something to live for for just a little while longer

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 11

Now’s as good a time as any to mention that Franz Ferdinand put an album out this year and it’s really good

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 11

Different place

it's ok everybody charlie kirk's ghost just visited me on his way to Real Christian Heaven and said it is actually an ecstasy beyond the comprehension of the living to be permitted to die for one's principles. so nobody has to feel bad
#i said Wow really ur ok with this? even though you'll never taste a strawberry or smell a pine tree or kiss your kid again?
#and he said oh yeah all that stuff sucks compares to Real Christian Heaven which btw you’ll never see due to being gay. bye.

gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 5

To be clear I am wearing a mask and I can still smell your pungent odors through it

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 5

Y’all are way too comfortable wearing custom print polyester clothing because that does not breathe and I’m behind you at shows and can confirm you need to wear breathable fabrics

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Sep 1

Thank you for making sure this based xantar was on my feed amen 🙏

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gonzo sociologist @agirlfrommars.bsky.social · Aug 30

I cried over it already once 🥲 my mintal hilth is going to be so good

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