Adventures at Recess
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Adventures at Recess
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I work at an elementary school in the United States. My primary role is to supervise students during lunch and recess. These are real things they have said to me and my colleagues. Share funny things kids have said to you in the comments!
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“Excuse me, can you tell me what ‘condom’ means?”

“Nope, sure can’t.”

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“Um, I have a boyfriend. Guess who it is, it’s very obvious! No, it’s my brother, of course!”
(Kindergarten)

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I had a 10yo tell me I misspelled “February”.

Did I spell it correctly?
Yes.

Did I check carefully before I told him that?
Also yes.

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“Excuse me, can you unlock the bathroom? Thanks. Oh. I forgot, I’m not wearing underwear.” (Kindergarten)

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Kid: “If you don’t give me those, you have to marry Miss G.”

Me: “Hey Miss G! Guess what? We are getting married!”

Miss G: “Yay!”

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“I only punched him because he said he was going to fart!” (3rd grade)

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