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I work at an elementary school in the United States. My primary role is to supervise students during lunch and recess. These are real things they have said to me and my colleagues. Share funny things kids have said to you in the comments!
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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Feb 22
“Excuse me, can you tell me what ‘condom’ means?”

“Nope, sure can’t.”

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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Feb 8
“Um, I have a boyfriend. Guess who it is, it’s very obvious! No, it’s my brother, of course!”
(Kindergarten)

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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Feb 5
I had a 10yo tell me I misspelled “February”.

Did I spell it correctly?
Yes.

Did I check carefully before I told him that?
Also yes.

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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Feb 1
“Excuse me, can you unlock the bathroom? Thanks. Oh. I forgot, I’m not wearing underwear.” (Kindergarten)

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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Jan 25
“I hurted my armpit bones.” (K)

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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Jan 23
“Good morning. My butt cheek hurts. Okay, bye!” (K)

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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Jan 20
Kid: “If you don’t give me those, you have to marry Miss G.”

Me: “Hey Miss G! Guess what? We are getting married!”

Miss G: “Yay!”

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Adventures at Recess @adventuresatrecess.bsky.social · Jan 18
“I only punched him because he said he was going to fart!” (3rd grade)

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