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Adria

@adriaandthepriors.bsky.social

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The world is bad enough as it is, and you have no right to make it any worse. Queen of tarts. Mostly communicating in memes, because my brain is shit.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · Oct 17

So nice to see so many new people! Here are the rules, they are quite simple.

Enjoy your stay!

Legally Blonde

Sorry, I don’t associate with:

T- transphobes
R- racists
A- ableists
S- sexists
H- homophobes

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 3h

How dare you!

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 3h

Oh yes. Dangerous pagan rituals! But Easter and Christmas is fine. 😉

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t have many of myself either, for similar reasons…

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 4h

This is still an option!

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · Oct 11

That’s Halloween costume sorted! 😂

A photo of a woman wearing a Halloween costume- white sheet over her head, breasts as “eyes”

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 4h

Nah, dorks are cool!

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 4h

I just won’t drink, no one will recognise me.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 4h

Poland is a completely different level.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 5h

We were told that if we celebrate Halloween we would go straight to hell. I think they are still kicking off every year.

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 5h

I’m too old now, can’t be arsed.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 15h

I will need a bigger hammer.

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 16h

I think lots of “born and bred” British people could learn from me.

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 17h

Might start learning Gaelic out of spite.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 17h

Sorry, I can’t “repost with my favourite Halloween costume” because I never dressed up for Halloween. It’s not Catholic you see.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 18h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to defeat a Sontaran before being allowed entry to the UK.

Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 18h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to know "what is a hot spot not?" before being allowed entry to the UK

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 19h

Not until you start shopping exclusively at M&S.

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 19h

Don’t even get me started on trousers- I’m short and have a bit of a belly, nothing ever fits me.

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t even go there anymore, the quality is awful for the price.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 20h

In many languages.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 20h

Hey, they’ve told me to assimilate! 😂

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 20h

I wonder how all of the “expats” would react if France or Spain were to introduce something similar.

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 20h

I wonder if using Glaswegian slang works in my advantage or not…

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 21h

“The new standard requires people to express themselves “fluently and spontaneously without much obvious searching for expression” and to be able to communicate flexibly in social, academic and work situations.”

That’s me fucked then.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 1d

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK

www.independent.co.uk

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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 21h

It was one of my favourites when I was a kid ❤️

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 21h

I agree!

Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 21h

🤞