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🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 20h

Well aware. My birthdate, however, doesn’t change.

🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 22h

Hurricane Melissa churning in the Caribbean is trying to ruin my birthday trip to Jamaica next week 😫

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a cartoon sun with big eyes is smiling and looking at the camera .

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a woman wearing glasses and a leopard print shirt is making a funny face and giving the middle finger .

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And it’s deliberate 😡

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🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 2d

And hot biscuits 😍

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a man in a tan jacket is sitting on a couch and says " absolutely "

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🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 2d

That’s amazing!

🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 2d

There’s no way a person could survive all that Tom Cruise’s character did in real life.

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a monster with a light on it 's head

🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 2d

#WarOfTheWorlds (2005) is madness! If alien life decides to visit Earth, I pray it doesn’t look like this.

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a man making a hand gesture with the words all the right places behind him

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a man in a suit and tie talking to another man in a suit and tie

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a man wearing a yellow shirt and a yellow beanie says " that 's what i said "

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a close up of a bald man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie .

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a woman with a huge afro is wearing a futuristic suit

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🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 3d

Lovecraft Country is one of the best series to ever hit HBO and I will continue rewatching every few months because it’s Black AF and empowering and fantastical.

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🛸 👽 @adfisher.bsky.social · 4d

Looks perfect 👌🏾

a cartoon character says whoa in a hallway

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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 5d

I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️

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Unfortunately

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