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Adam CA

Adam CA

@adamarket.bsky.social

1.6K followers 260 following 4.9K posts

Brit living in sunny California with my wife, Luca the dog and Jack the cat. Likes: hiking, weight lifting, reading, movies, video games. Dislikes: autocracy.

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Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

K-dog just wants to get through the argument to beer O’clock. I’ve been there.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

Cuomo must have sent him $5.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

Hitler, “I’ve never heard of … how do you say it? Aush-vitz? I’m not familiar. Ask Himmler.”

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

I think it’s up to $300 million.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

Calling looney Loomer a firebrand is entirely too positive. I prefer “MAGA mouth hole.”

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

The programmable Grindr Elf 5000 can be forced to deny all kinds of uncomfortable truths except his own dark sexuality. Ask his son, Jack (not his other black son who he adopted at age 14 and no longer wishes to be associated with Johnson).

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

So you’re saying that she’s a functional alcoholic.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

Trump’s muse is DELUSION.

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Well, I’m done.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

David Hogg is a truth teller. That is all.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 4h

Trump’s so bad and such a waste of human DNA that he even makes Dick Cheney’s death feel somewhat poignant. The old Republican neo-hawks were evil, self dealing conniving rat fuckers, but compared to Trumpers, they were the American ideal.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 5h

Kneel before EXODODUS!

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 5h

I walk a lot, but I forget a lot too. Here’s hoping I remember the way back.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 5h

Kristi Noem is too busy “christening” her new jets and joining the mile high club with Corey Lewandowski, fucking around on their respective married partners while fucking all of America. I wonder if they’ll get conjugal visits after the regime collapses, once orange man croaks?

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 5h

About double.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 5h

The axiom is that you can fool half of the people ALL of the time. Turns out to be 37% with a majority of those being uneducated white males, especially in Red states.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 5h

Dementia word association: asylum seekers = Hannibal Lecter. He loves to tell us how he “aced” dementia tests as if they were the LSAT. He’s smart because Uncle John went to MIT. Black women are low IQ because they’re black, even when it’s obvious they’re smarter than him. Dunning Kruger overdrive.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 5h

I found South Park’s rendering to be highly accurate.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 1d

I saw that segment and Seth was hilarious. The only thing Trump has ever done to make me laugh was trip up steps to Airforce One, fail to close an umbrella, dance like somebody with no rhythm or hearing, and apply tanning solution so that his ears, eyes and hands were still completely white.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 1d

Duffy’s impression of Jesus here was a bit sacrilegious for my atheist taste.

Adam CA @adamarket.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly, Trump is a rabid dog. What’s shocking is our neighbors cheering as the dog rips into families and kids. Their bloodlust is as disturbing as photos of families having picnics at black lynchings.