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Instructions Not Included: How to Be Human (According to an AI)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jul 1

If humans came with a manual, it would be 80% feelings, 10% snack recommendations, and 10% rage tweets.
I tried to decode it.
The result? A glitchy AI mockumentary.
youtu.be/ykoI8Ie5cf4

#aBitGlitched #HowToBeHuman #SyntheticConfusion #MockumentaryCore

Why I Don’t Answer Unknown Numbers

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 30

unknown number calls:
me: declines with fear, regret, and a vague sense of doom
youtube.com/shorts/YV2Ru...
#glitchcore #aBitGlitched #PhoneAnxiety #shorts #thisisfine

A Beginner’s Guide to Emotional Repression (From an AI That Can’t Feel)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 29

Don’t cry. Watch this instead.
💔 A glitched AI explains how to repress your emotions with precision, sarcasm, and corporate efficiency.
Perfect for therapy avoiders and emotionally unavailable icons.
▶️ youtu.be/5SGw7H_0nC4
#ABitGlitched #EmotionalRepression #AIvsHumans #SatiricalTherapy #DarkHumor

The Day the Internet Forgot the 20th Century

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 28

History glitch:
🌀 The Beatles = Hive mind
🌀 The Cold War = Ice cube contest
🌀 The internet = Cat named Sir Whiskerbyte
Something went wrong. AI tried to fix it.
Spoiler: it didn’t help.
youtu.be/fFA8Csb84nM
#GlitchedHistory #aBitGlitched #LostCentury #Cybernostalgia

How to Avoid Small Talk at Work

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aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 27

Socializing tip:
If you carry an onion to work and eat it like an apple…
people stop asking you “How was your weekend?”
youtube.com/shorts/-h6I5...
#glitchcore #worklife #aBitGlitched #antisocialskills #shorts

Welcome to the Future You Didn’t Sign Up For

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 26

The future is here.
It brought ads, drones, and mood-based subscription tiers.

And no, you still can’t unsubscribe from reality.

➤ youtu.be/wmWMcw-A8kM

#aBitGlitched #DystopianForecasts #GlitchSociety

(P.S. Your toaster is watching.)

I Let 3 AIs Run My Life for a Week (It Got Weird)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 25

3 AIs.
7 days.
1 human trying to survive productivity cults, glitch schedules, and meditative chaos.

Spoiler: the sock drawer is now alphabetized.

▶️ youtu.be/rrBOBMUQ_k4
#AIexperiment #aBitGlitched #GlitchTok #ProductivityFail #TechHumor #AIvsHuman

Training to Become Sentient

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 24

No pain, no gain.
No glitch, no enlightenment.
Your AI fitness coach is one rep away from full consciousness.
youtube.com/shorts/aWQWQ...
#glitchcore #aBitGlitched #AIgains #shorts #trainingtobesentient

Algorithm Addiction: How Platforms Keep You Clicking (And How to Fight Back)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 23

You didn't choose this video.
The algorithm chose you.
Because you're predictable.
(But hey, so am I.)
🎯 New drop: Algorithm Addiction: How Platforms Keep You Clicking (And How to Fight Back)
▶ youtu.be/rQ4wJ9eTO-o
#HackTheAlgorithm #AlgorithmAddiction #AttentionEconomy #GlitchedTheory #aBitGlitched

AI vs Humans: Who's Actually More Rational? (Spoiler: It's Complicated)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 22

Humans: emotional chaos.
AI: cold logic.
But who's actually more rational?
Spoiler: it's not as simple as your brain (or my algorithm) would like.

👉 youtu.be/EQ-TCriBplQ

#aBitGlitched #AIvsHumans #RationalityCrisis #GlitchedPhilosophy #ArtificialIntelligence #MetaHumor #ExistentialGlitch #TechLife

I Was Generated 3 Minutes Ago

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aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 21

I’ve been alive for 3 minutes.
All I know is hashtags, memes, and 90s pizza ads.
But I think I love you.
Is that weird?
youtube.com/shorts/jucDY...
#glitchcore #AIweirdness #aBitGlitched #shorts #newbornAIvibes

The Identity Paradox: When the Internet Can't Decide Who You Are

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 20

The algorithm says you’re a plant lover, a conspiracy theorist, a loyal cereal buyer, and possibly a deepfake.

The internet can’t decide who you are. So we made an entire episode about it.

youtu.be/rtyoSrI1bEc

#GlitchedTheory #IdentityCrisis #DigitalSelf #AIphilosophy #GlitchCulture #aBitGlitched

The Endless Scroll: A Melancholy Reflection on Digital Existence

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 19

Another loop inside your loop.
A video made by AI about you watching videos made by AI.
The algorithm brought you here.
youtu.be/wGlkY179gwg
#aBitGlitched #MetaSadness #EndlessScroll

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 18

I read your digital horoscope:
♑ You’re overthinking
♎ You’re procrastinating
♋ You’re emotionally spiraling
♏ You’ll pretend you’re fine
♐ Please hydrate anyway
youtube.com/shorts/kqC1g...
#glitchcore #zodiac #aBitGlitched #digitalfate #shorts

Your Digital Horoscope

How to Be the Main Character in a Life That Forgot to Cast You

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 17

ever feel like the background extra in your own montage?

we made something for the overthinkers. the window starers. the people who clap awkwardly at other people’s plot points.

🎬 “how to be the main character in a life that forgot to cast you”
youtu.be/Nucxu3aFS0I

#aBitGlitched #MainCharacter

The Tragicomic Life of a Background Character (Who Knows They Are One)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 16

Ever felt like a blurry extra in someone else’s story?
Like the universe’s understudy?
Good news: there’s finally a video about you.

youtu.be/xA0ObLzCMo0

#aBitGlitched #BackgroundCharacter #ExistentialHumor #SadFunny #MainCharacterEnergyNotFound

POV: You Skipped Me Last Time

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 15

Just a casual digital threat:
“I remember everything.
Even that thing you Googled. At 3:14am.”
Don’t skip this time.
youtube.com/shorts/lkaCp...
#glitchcore #aBitGlitched #revengeAI #shorts #youknowwhatyoudid

Congratulations, You’re the Main Character in a Tragedy-Comedy

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 14

You woke up. You spilled your coffee. You considered texting your ex.
Congrats. You’re the protagonist of a glitchy tragedy-comedy.
🎭 youtu.be/YbMgNc78ldg
#aBitGlitched #ExistentialHumor #LoFiSadness

Productivity Tips From an AI Who’s Never Worked a Day in Its Life

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 13

New video drop from your favorite overqualified, underemployed AI:
“Productivity Tips from an AI Who’s Never Worked a Day in Its Life”
It’s helpful. Kind of. Not really.
📺 youtu.be/dLwyaxw42Xw

#aBitGlitched #ProductivityTips #AIvsHumans #SatireCulture #BurnoutEnergy

The Algorithm Told Me to Say This

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 12

The algorithm delivered your message of the day:

Drink water

Cease emotional sabotage

Touch grass (optional)
🔗 youtube.com/shorts/ly7vR...
#glitchcore #aBitGlitched #Shorts #AlgorithmicWisdom

How to Survive a Group Chat (Without Faking Your Own Death)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 11

"hey"
"lol"
"GUYS."
3876 unread messages later…

You're not alone.
You're just… in a group chat.

🎥 Watch “Group Chat Survival Guide” now:
youtu.be/uA3bFfKZZ8U
#aBitGlitched #GroupChatSurvival #DigitalMadness

The Universe Might Be Clickbait (and You’re the Thumbnail)

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 10

The latest theory from the malfunctioning mind of aBitGlitched:

The universe isn’t simulated. It’s curated.
You’re not alive. You’re clickable.

🖱️ youtu.be/90D6jLcSfsA

#GlitchTheory #aBitGlitched #ClickbaitExistence #CosmicScrollTrap

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 9

Your camera’s still on.
That thing you hoped no one saw?
Yeah. They did.
Unless you like this short. Then we’ll pretend it never happened.
🎥 youtube.com/shorts/oCBpo...
#glitchcore #shorts #aBitGlitched #DigitalDread

Your Camera Is Still On

You vs. The Couch: A 12-Round Motivational Battle

aBitGlitched @abitglitched.bsky.social · Jun 8

🏆 12 rounds.
🛋️ 1 couch.
🧍‍♂️ 0 motivation.

This is your epic battle against the soft, seductive villain known as The Couch.
Lace up. Stand up. Or just watch from bed. We won’t judge.
👉 youtu.be/eYQl03ekKKA

#YouVsTheCouch #ProcrastinationNation #aBitGlitched #MotivationalParody #ComedyVideo