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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 19

Before I go back to memes:

For any witchy friends out there, I'm closing down my crystal shop at the end of the year because lol. In this economy?! Everything is 40% off!

www.etsy.com/shop/Magnoli...

www.etsy.com

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Apr 1

I forgot this existed.

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 10

Posting this one more time since there are only 3 weeks left until the shop is closed for good. And a massive thank you to those who already bought! You are seen and appreciated 🫶🫶

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 19

www.etsy.com

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 9

My husband is just jealous.

#thebandghost #ghost #tobiasforge

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 3

I somehow still get more done 🤷‍♀️

#twerkingtotwenties #thebandghost #ghost #chores

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 2

Yess! It was all worth it, but I was really hoping for cooler weather this go round 😅

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 2

AHH! Thank you for ordering! I LOVE that flower agate palm so much 💕

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 1

Smart! I survived last time on liquid IV, Dr scholls inserts, and ibuprofen 🤣

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 1

At least the venues are indoors 🥲 I'm trying to gaslight myself into believing the queueing won't be that bad again. In Texas. In August. 🙏

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Dec 1

It was at this point that she realized she does indeed have to do it again.
Can't we have a tour in WINTER, TOBIAS?! 🤜🤜

#thebandghost #ghost #ghostworldtour2025 #anointedvip

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 29

I hope you all had a relaxing turkey day without having to deal with your racist uncle! Enjoy the leftovers today and remind yourself that calories don't count this whole ass weekend too. #eatthemacandcheese #eatthemashedpotatoes #eatthepies #eattherich

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 28

The perfect seat 😂

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 27

I will not be explaining

#thebandghost #ghost #cardinalcopia

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🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 26

He's here to serve 🤣

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 26

Right!! I had one where he was filling in for the local smoothie king cashier and gave me a free smoothie. I woke up thinking he owes me a helluva lot more than a $9 smoothie compared to how much I've lined his pockets over the years 🤣

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 26

#blessed

#thebandghost #ghost #cardinalcopia

🦇 L a n e y 🦇 @aalienss.bsky.social · Nov 26

Waking up & realizing you did not, in fact, convince TF to be your camping buddy & take you on his private helicopter to avoid the hike into the woods.

1. I haven't been camping in 20 years
2. Tobbe had his long hair so my subconscious has finally accepted it as canon
3. Private heli fuck yeah