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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · Aug 25

I have been called Cool exactly twice in my entire life. I am thirty-nine years old.

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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 6h

stg i can't even get a minute of privacy in this damn panopticon

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 1d

she Hamburger on my Helper til i US Beef Prices at All-Time High

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 1d

I think one thing that would ruin me for good would be learning the nickname all my neighbors call me.

"Hey 10 pizza boxes, whatever happened to your cat?"

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 3d

In a dream last night we were talking about houses and I described myself as a lifelong renter, which caused a lot of distress to the other people at the table.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 6d

Every Call of Duty should officially be abandonware 24 months after release.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 6d

The Meet n Fuck Kingdom of sex

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 7d

A fire in the master’s powerhouse of the cell.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 9d

When I was a child the hospital replaced all my good goo with evil bones, which is why I don't go to the doctor anymore.

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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · Apr 30

There's a Bandcamp Friday this week, where all the revenue from sales goes directly to artists. If you use spotify you can plug your playlists into Hype Machines Merch Table tool and support the artists you like directly.

hypem.com/merch-table/

Merch Table / Hype Machine

Buy music from your Spotify playlists on Bandcamp

hypem.com

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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 12d

Running my apartment in fullbright to help with performance.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 13d

The cool spider in my bathroom that was killing bugs got taken out by a crew of lame spiders that mostly wander around and annoy me, can I clean house on these fools or would that be wrong of me somehow?

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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 13d

email from the governor: The federal government may be shutting down but don’t worry, as a state employee you still have to go to work!

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 15d

I didn't lose my job at the dick sucking factory.
I lost my *temper*, then they *took* my job at the dick sucking factory

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 18d

I don't like fist bumps because I think they're gauche and cliche.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 19d

Tragic news folks; When I opened my office this morning I found the beetle thats been living in the shelf of cardboard boxes I refuse to clean out deceased from an apparent overdose off the advil I dropped under my desk two weeks ago. Capital Jay will be missed.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 19d

I say this with nothing but love and affection for the band but Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties is some of the most divorced music I've ever heard.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 20d

Okay but how much does the Omelas kid make?

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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · Oct 14

Canonically Silent Hill is only a fucked up hell dimension if you are also fucked up. Otherwise it's just a normal tourist town with perhaps an unusual number of hospitals.

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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 25d

Still at work to manage the overflow stream because theres one (1) dude still in that room

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 25d

Work on a Saturday

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 27d

OKAY SO I GUESS THIS IS HOW SPOTIFY IS TRYING TO DRIVE ME INSANE NOW? JUST FILLING PLAYLISTS WITH ONLY ONE ARTIST THEY KNOW I LIKE? WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM? @brighteyesband.bsky.social YOU NEED TO HELP ME!

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 27d

In a parasocial relationship with several internet cats.

[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · 28d

Been noticing a lot of cursed amulet posting the past few months

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Mar 16

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

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[USER DEATH IMMINENT] @57htz.bsky.social · Sep 13

Even the box

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