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4InTheMorning
@4inthemorning.bsky.social
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Submissive 50+ gear/bondage/SM addict in Seattle. Introvert, hobbyist writer, tinkerer of tee shirts, random bad first impressions (don't know why) and generally not quite right. https://www.teepublic.com/user/milkshake-burps
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I have what I call a Free Associative Disorder…

Also known as:

Am I the only one who sees shit like this?
Back in the day we had 1-800 sex numbers you could call to meet supposedly like mind people or leave messages like personal ads. I think this might explain some of the call quality issues that were encountered.
Peek a boo, no one sees you…
Oh I remember when I first came across that and I was so conflicted. It almost perfectly was what I envisioned after I first learned about vac racks, and then I had one of those moments of feeling utterly exposed. Like when buying stretch wrap and duct tape at the hardware store. You know they know.
Visitors to the gallery applauded the lifelike sculpture and the artist's statement about "the many forms of bondage in which one can live" while never knowing of the hypnotic trance that kept the model rigidly immobile during the show.
The weekend hunt went well.

Three targets had been captured and stashed while a fourth that was particularly tricky to catch was eventually caught, and is seen as a particularly valuable trophy.
The drone couldn’t help itself, the sauna was calling to it again. Time to sweat.
"Where’s Michael?"

"Oh, he’s just in his meditation room again…"
Same here too, all locks are stored closed so they have to be opened before using them.
Sneak into work before everyone else arrives to snag those backup keys maybe? 😛
*Sigh*

OK…

They’re not in the playroom.
Not in the office, bedroom or living room.
Crap, did I leave them at work when I wore my butt plug harness under my clothes?!

(Always check your keys & locks before committing)
The silver (duct tape) lining though is that you get to try again. And again, and again…
Is compression the cure for a splitting headache?
"Hello room service? If I order a spa wrap for my partner, can I just leave them in the hotel safe for the remainder of our stay? I have a lot to do..."
If you're on time, does that mean you're unlate?
Wouldn't that be something? In room spa wraps!
I got invited as a Plus One to a friend’s party and had a great time, I didn’t even get hit on by a drunk troll once!
Sabrina Carpenter is a true artist. I could find no fault with her.
<Knock knock>

“Ooh, that must be the pizza I ordered! I’ll be right back.”

The question is: How wide does the motel room door get opened?
"Excuse me sir, but if we upgrade your room, could we persuade you to remain there? The other guests are afraid to use the pool"
Do I have a vote for Destitute December? Despaircember? Janky January for when you discover the lock is broken?
And this was outpatient surgery?! Wow I'm behind the times and have no clue. I'm glad it went well!
When chaining your animals outdoors, it’s important to leave them with stimulating toys and enrichment activities.
I like that you *have* such a thing as Black Leather Straitjacket days!