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Jack O’Lantern🎃

@47pumpkins.bsky.social

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⚖️We’re assured repeatedly that this is a nation of laws, but really it’s just a nation of lawyers 🦮Adopt a shelter mutt 🌳Plant a tree 🪐Rational atheist 💰All biz should profit-share 🌞Stuck in Floriduh with a severe maga allergy ☠️No bio/no posts = blocked

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · Sep 12

It’s not just one man.
This is what we’re up against.

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 3h

“Larry Bushart, 61, of Lexington, Tennessee, was charged Sept. 22 with making threats of mass violence at a school.”
Is that a thought crime?
www.tennessean.com/story/news/c...

Man charged with making threats after Charlie Kirk death to have December bond hearing

A new hearing is set for the ex-police officer charged in Perry County with threats after Charlie Kirk's death.

www.tennessean.com

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 4h

This ⬇️ meme was created years ago

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 14h

Too true

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 16h

2nd that

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 16h

Man-baby has another
meltdown because
Ronald Reagan said things.
Reuters, 30 minutes ago:

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h

Find a construction project, something that you need to focus on — use your hands and some tools. I promise it’ll make you feel better. Here you go — just build yourself a lemonade stand like this one. 😈

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h

@chrisjustice01.bsky.social
@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h

So very true

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h

Ah! Understood.

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h

I loved everything she said, except for the tax impact because here in Florida groceries are not taxed at all (unless it’s prepared food, but snap doesn’t cover that anyway). Do other states tax groceries?

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h

I’m an atheist, but I’m absolutely certain philosophical Jesus would flip that table. That last line was perfect.

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 20h

Follow this senator for his honesty and integrity — let’s boost his audience numbers big time:
@michaelgarrett.bsky.social

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 20h

Good call🌟🌟🌟

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 20h

Same. Unforgivable waste.

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 21h

TrueBoo, your comments were informed & polite. You get a follow for that.
We’re all (justifiably) hyper-sensitized to any hint of exclusion or racism. While it’s laudable to champion our honorable badass reps, it’s also necessary for us to know how things are routinely done.
Thanks for the clarity.

Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 1d

“…and he asked very nicely…”
47 has the emotional maturity of a five-year-old. I wish I understood the hold that he has over the GOP; it remains a mystery to me.