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343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Sep 19

Just watched the new Jurassic park. It should be rated D, for dinos

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 30

Nailed it. You nail things a lot bro. And not in the “all I have is a hammer” kind of way. ❤️

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 30

Still sounds like that would be an excellent way to spend autumn! 😀

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 24

The award for the most forgettable ingredient goes to: parsley.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 24

Sent ‘em back to the lobby bobby, but for REAL. Nice.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 23

Just watched F1. It should be rated C, for cars

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 22

In the grocery store looking at other people’s purchases like “what kind of a meal you gonna make with THAT, weirdo? Tinfoil and Rollos? Good luck”
@chris.neatdu.de

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 21

Holy hell, that was fast! #handsome

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 21

Those who can’t do, micromanage

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 21

There is no faster path to frustration for me than having the next step in the recipe involve “breading” something. Like come on. I’m hungry. This recipe just said to cover the tofu in mayonnaise and press into bread crumbs. I want to scream.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 20

Feckless: having no freckles.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 17

LADYYYYY LUCK

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · Aug 3

This is the way.

China declares all crypto-currency transactions illegal

Trading Bitcoin and other crypto-currenices is a criminal activity, China's central bank says.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Aug 1

Goddamn @chris.neatdu.de

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 31

Thank you. Exactly. Glad to hear it tho.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 30

Great article

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 25

I feel this.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 21

Is choking a “swallowing error”?

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 21

Honestly, fair.

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 21

Do insects own molecules feel annoyingly large to them?

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Pat Inverted Vibe Curve Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · Jul 19

and then He said "those footsteps were from when I carried you" and I was like "SHUT the fuck UP!? WHAT?!?!"

Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17

what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 18

It’s a real shame when your migraine trigger is “anticipating a nice time” #mortalCoil

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 18

Apparently you get “vizier” when you photograph bisexuals with omnidirectional lighting. lol

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 18

The internet isn’t worth the ads

343890.bsky.social @343890.bsky.social · Jul 16

The “christian dick hour”. The brief window of time in the evening when the light is great for landscape photography.