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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 1d

Get it? Because NEMO is IN the aNEMOne 🤯

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 2d

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 3d

“I know you only came over to pat me, so why are you helping mummy fix her bed?”
(Pomette cried at the doorway until I brought her up on the bed, at which point she batted dad’s arm to get pats & then tried to eat some screws that had been soaped).

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 3d

Just a cute little transceratops to celebrate my trans friends and loved ones! 10x10cm fridge magnet, soon to be for sale! (I might also scan it so I can do cards or prints, what do you think?)

🏳️‍⚧️ 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 🏳️‍⚧️

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 4d

Right?! It was so sensitive of him!!

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 4d

Various Eeyore related memories:

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 5d

Ty!

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 5d

Semi-abstract, *inspired* by hydrangeas (that’s art lingo for “Accurate plant details are not my strong suit” 😂) 10x10 fridge magnet (not for sale, it’s a gift for a loved one who is a hydrangea fan)

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 8d

Me when I fix the sandwich press lid after it came unscrewed and several small metal pieces fell out

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 11d

WEE-WOOOOO

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 11d

I’m still salty about this meme getting rejected from a LOTR meme group because they didn’t understand that the cropping was part of the joke and makes it 1000x funnier

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 12d

(I should clarify that it’s possible he *had* such thoughts, at least in the beginning, but if he ever did he never expressed them in front of me or told me about them, much less his grandchild. He’s been nothing but supportive.)

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 12d

Which is actually incredible for him considering every time he speaks to me he calls me his wife’s name, his sister’s name, and *my* sister’s name before he gets to mine 😂

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 12d

Honestly my dad is pretty good so maybe this question is not for me but the one that occurred to me is that he’s never expressed any negative or even questioning thoughts about my gay sister or my trans child, (& no pronoun slip-ups after the first little while) +

Ź🖤🥀 @lalaspeaks.bsky.social · 13d

What’s ONE green flag about your father?

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15d

Also she gets insanely waterlogged & I have to use two bath towels & she’s still damp, so I’ve just bought some quick dry pet towels & im interested to see if they’ll work better than normal human towels 😂

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15d

I always give Pomette a bit of a blow dry after a bath by sitting with her in front of the heater 😂

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15d

Our compact size is good for hiding from predators? Round shape possibly harder to get hold of?

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 15d

Entering my crone era strong with a surprisingly comfortable tacky leopard print polyester tracksuit (from Temu, as I am not a wealthy crone)

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 16d

Would it be at all helpful to reframe it as *that you should have been taught how to process* rather than *that you should have learned how to process*? (Even if you don’t assign blame for the lack of teaching)

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 16d

Why am I like this?! (Spoiler alert it’s the ADHD)

Image: a very sad looking little French bulldog.
Text: TFW the X-ray place 15 minutes down the road I was planning to go to doesn’t do the specific type of dental X-ray I need to get, and they tell me but the one that’s an hour’s drive away does—but I can’t cope with that much change to the day as I had mentally planned it out so now I “can’t” get it done today.

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 16d

I have done it before but I find myself more and more often talking to random strangers, especially customer service people, as if they’re interested in my bullshit 😂 but then afterwards I’m like “why did you tell her that? She doesn’t care WHY you’re buying those oranges!”

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 16d

I didn’t think to anticipate any of it, but I am *currently* ageing into stuff my parents have done for years 😂

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 17d

My friend who had twins at the same time I had my kids told me when they were babies that she used to think of me when she was having a hard day 😂 but then she went on to have two MORE single babies and she seems to really enjoy it so I guess she is built different than me lol

Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 17d

Also my experience may not be typical but you’re certainly welcome to pass on my contact info to her if she wants to talk to anyone who’s been through similar at least!

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Mama’s Mojo Dojo Casa House @1c3b3rgmama.bsky.social · 17d

Oh goodness, I hope she has a supportive co-parent, or at least family support!
BTW my kids have recently started eating meat occasionally (but they don’t want their dad to find out)—my daughter says she never wants to try seafood & I said “that’s fine by me, it’s expensive!” 😂

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