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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 16h
snapped closed so fast it make spark like a mantis shrimp
100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 17h
the oldest guy in that spread is 32. being an unfuckable dork ages you
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 17h
extra hilarious that this is klobuchar, who you just know is going punch/shag an intern b/c she wants to call trump a whole bitch so bad
100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 21h
Don’t ask who the totebag comes for, it comes for thee
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 1d
Aren’t you supposed to think Ishmael is pompous and ridiculous from the first line?
100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 1d
Gravity's Rainbow isn't the best post-modern novel, it's not even the best post-modern novel to come out in 1973.
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 1d
This is “can god lay a poster trap so powerful that he can’t resist it” level
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 2d
Plus a generation of indie kids tried to mimic this sound on How Soon Is Now? and it turned out Johnny Marr couldn’t exactly reproduce it, he thinks a pedal was fritzed
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 2d
If his cousin has the lasers he’s a fed
If his cousin has the lasers he’s a fed
If he asks you to come over but he’ll have the laser pointers
If his cousin has the lasers he’s a fed
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 4d
That’s gotta be fake, there’s no way a dude is that divorced. It’s not physically possible
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 4d
Back on the other site you could flip a coin and reply either 1. Pay your child support or 2. I’m sorry your kids won’t talk to you…and you would score a hit about 25% of the time
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 5d
He’s a Presbyterian pastor so he can come get it
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 5d
Gillian Welch or Andre 3K
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 6d
Antifa girlfriend
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 6d
Dude better have good opsec, I hope he doesnt croak
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 6d
my mans soul left his body
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 6d
How the fuck does this guy fail the look-like-a-normal-person test every goddamn time? Shouldn’t he pass every once in a while just by random chance
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 6d
you're supposed to invent a guy on the internet to be mad about, not become the guy on the internet to be mad about
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 6d
Didn’t he pioneer the “fuck it they can’t call PI on every play” defense
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 7d
Had HR training that said to make a list of top 5ish list of shit that could go wrong from an HR standpoint (without names) so we could plan how to avoid them. Then within a year one dude just straight did 3 of them so fast, before we could even respond to the first
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 8d
have we ever seen one of these articles in week 6 of the first season?
100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 8d
The “But seriously” was either in the script or added to the transcription. It’s not in the actual video.
100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 8d
why you bringing up old shit
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 8d
You’re with me, Reaper
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100millionmile.bsky.social @100millionmile.bsky.social · 8d
ST:NG had multiple engineers do pervy stuff on the holodeck with simulations based on real women and then the women found out about it. This happened multiple episodes with multiple dudes
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